I’m a Jew having a Christmas crisis.
Last year after the holidays, I threw all my festive wear in the wash. A week ago I pulled out my Santa hat and realized that it’s half the size it used to be and it’s only suitable for a small child or a lap-dog. There are crazier things than Santa hats on dogs going on around here I assure you.
So I did what I always do in times of necessity, I turned to Amazon. But now the Santa hat I ordered to wear to work is not here. The tracking information says,
“Location: USA. Status: Missent.”
Someone, location USA, has a Naughty/Nice reversible Santa hat and it’s mine.