I can vouch for him

A husband and wife are at the bar. There are two groups of women on either side of them overhearing their conversation. The wife orders a salad and a pizza and tells me,

“We’re sharing, but you don’t need to split it on two different plates.” The husband pipes up,

“Yeah, we’re like one person with two heads and four arms, except one of us does all the talking.”

The surrounding women break out in a chorus of “booos.”

“Boo, tsk, sigh.” Heads shake all around.

The husband rises up,

“Me! It’s me! I talk a lot.”

The wife reassures the other women,

“It’s true.”

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