The regular that’ll kiss you if you get too close, motions me over. I ask,
“Yes?”
“Can I give you some hair advise?”
“You probably shouldn’t.”
“Ok, I’ll back off.”
“That’s a good idea.”
“Can I tell you one little thing?”
“If it’s not nice, I don’t want to hear it.”
“Your hair would look better straight.”
Good Times with Jess 
it would be kinda hot if you went “full Nazi” and shaved your head and maybe put a tattoo of a umber on your arm…is that a weird fetish? jewish girls are hot and smart
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Done and done.
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