If you don’t like my Jew fro, you’re gonna have to find another bartender

The regular that’ll kiss you if you get too close, motions me over. I ask,

“Yes?”

“Can I give you some hair advise?”

“You probably shouldn’t.”

“Ok, I’ll back off.”

“That’s a good idea.”

“Can I tell you one little thing?”

“If it’s not nice, I don’t want to hear it.”

“Your hair would look better straight.”

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2 comments

  1. it would be kinda hot if you went “full Nazi” and shaved your head and maybe put a tattoo of a umber on your arm…is that a weird fetish? jewish girls are hot and smart

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