First rule of stalking, never admit to it

I walk one block from my apartment to the dry cleaners. As I’m coming out of the dry cleaners I walk into a regular from the bar. He exclaims,

“What are you doing here?!”

“I live here. What are you doing here?”

“Stalking you. … I probably shouldn’t say that.”

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