The fashion show was a success in so much as I looked nothing like a chair. I’d say I complemented the chair. I looked like a person who could sit in a chair without anyone saying,
“Oh heavens, can you believe she’s sitting in a chair wearing THAT?”
Never mind that the actual chair that inspired my un-chair-like outfit wasn’t even there. I posed next to a love seat I’d never met before.
|Who are you and what did you do with my tall slender chair?|
|Don’t tell me I don’t look like a chair.|