Back during the heat wave, I wore my hair in a bun to work. It was too hot to have a single hair touching my body.
The same regular who remarked on my hair before says,
“Do you know who you look like with your hair like that?”
“You look like so-and-so. Do you know who I’m talking about?”
“She has a mustache.”
“I look like a lady with a mustache?”
“A better looking version. It’s a compliment.”