I feel old and hot at the same time

I spent the weekend at my boyfriend’s parent’s home. They liked the store-bought fudge. Blueberry pie attempt #2 will commence this week.

My boyfriend and I go for a walk. A neighbor stops us. She asks,
“Did you just have a baby?”
“No that’s my brother.”
“Oooh. You’re the single one?”
I’m standing there holding his hand. He nods at me,
“Well not married.”
We continue our walk. We encounter two more women. We chat. I get introduced. One of the women declares,
“You’re the woman John said was hot.”
“Oh yeah?” Who is John? I like him already.
“John is twelve.”
“Oh.”
“Take it while you can get it, it’s all downhill from here.”
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