It’s my boyfriend’s birthday today! For his birthday I’m going to get my hair and nails done. What a lucky guy.
I tell a manly middle-aged regular about our plans,
“I rented a convertible!”
“Fun. You’re going to need to do something with you hair. Do you have a scarf?”
“I have hair elastics.”
This is the last guy I expected to get hair advice from. He continues,
“If you don’t do something with your hair it’s going to be ruined.”
“I know because I rented a convertible for prom and my date didn’t talk to me again.”