Or I could just go buy the shirt and save myself a lot of aggravation

I’m chatting with a guy at the bar. He is wearing a very nice pink checkered shirt. I have a blanket and a robe with the same exact pattern. I tell him.

“I love your shirt.”

“You can borrow it if you take me out for a drink.”

Pink underwear or commando?

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