Stupid people, why bother

A young couple is at my bar. I’ve seen them a few times before. They are the epitome of hipster. They are so hipster that they could be non-hipsters dresssed ironically as hipsters.

Wrap your head around that one.

The woman tells the man,

“You are a terrible public speaker. You have the same problem I do, but you’re worse. You don’t know how to talk to the bottom half.”

“I don’t want to talk to the bottom half.”

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