A coworker of mine has an on-again off-again boyfriend, who does not seem to have any redeeming qualities. I know she was trying to get a day job so she’d have more time to be with him. She finally found something. I ask her,
“Did you tell him you got a day job?”
“Is he excited?”
“He told me I’d never be more than a bartender ever.”
Did you tell him you’re a server too?