A regular complains to me about his twenty-three-year-old daughter,

“I’m not sure if she’s going to make it.”

“She’s an adult and it sounds like she’s doing fine.”

“I’m an adult and I’m not sure I’m going to make it.”

He continues,

“She was asking me for advice about her boyfriend. He watches porn.”

“Oh?”

“Her girlfriends’ responses ranged from infidelity to it doesn’t matter.”

“What’d you tell her?”

“I said that as long as he doesn’t watch it for more than ten minutes at a time it’s not a problem.