Happy Halloween! I’d love to be Wonder Woman again, but I’m working at the bar. I won’t be able to wear my red stiletto superhero boots and what’s Wonder Woman without her heels? I will have to wait for Purim.
Yesterday everyone keeps asking,
“Are you going to dress up???”
“What are you going to be?”
“I’m going to wear my blue wig.”
“But what will you be?”
“I don’t know. The wig looks hot, so it’s doesn’t matter.”
If women are dressing as slutty carrots and seductive pizzas, I can wear a sexy blue wig.