I have bad news for you. Not only are you reading a mommy blog, but you’ve been reading a mommy blog for the last 3 months. They tell me a baby will come out of me July 10th.
My birthday is in July, so I told the fetus it better not steal my birthday. Don’t worry, it can hear already.
I asked my friend if my blog should change it’s name. She said,
“No, the mommy part is just a continuation of the good times, or end of.”
We’ve had a couple ultrasounds. It’s like a bad, black and white, silent movie. Captain and I stare at random objects on the screen, one of which the doctor tells us is a fetus. Captain declares,
“It looks like a blurry blob.”
“Yeah.”
Captain adds,
“It looks like me.”
Blurry Blob the Fetus looks like Captain. So be it. At some point we’ll have to think of another name, but Blurry Blob is good for now.
Will Blurry Blob need extensive therapy because I’m blogging about it? Maybe. I’ll let you know.
So if all goes well, Good Times with Jess has replaced babbling, thirsty bar regulars with one babbling, thirsty, tiny person. The mommy blog begins. You’re welcome.
Good Times with Jess 
Congratulations! Welcome to mommy-land. Try “parenting with crappy pictures .com”. It’s so true. Also, try hypnobirthing classes. I didn’t believe them about the whole pain-free birth thing either, but I figured it was worth a try – you can always change your mind about the drugs if it doesn’t work. But it totally worked – three times for me…
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Thank you! It did just dawn on me that the Blurry Blob will have to come out somehow…
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I think you should name it “Blurry Bob…Jr.” Congrats!
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Lol! Thank you! Blurry Bob is now in the running. 😉
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