32 weeks pregnant and another post about my hair. I’m not complaining. I’m observing.
For 20 years I’ve been familiar with all my hairy bits: my facial bits, my armpit bits, my lady bits, my butt bits, my leg bits and my toe bits. That’s right, I used to have some hair on my toes. Haven’t seen them lately, so I can’t tell you for sure.
Good news first. My leg hair has almost stopped growing. So in July, when I’m 10 months pregnant, and/or just gave birth, I don’t have to be an advocate for leg hair. My arm hair has chilled out too. My stomach hair may have stopped growing or it may be that the follicles are getting stretched so far apart from each other that it looks like less hair. Perks of a giant belly.
Neutral news. Facial hair seems to be holding the course. I’ll take it.
And then there’s the hair on my head. When people ask me how I’m feeling and how the pregnancy is going, I could start with the status of my constipation, but hair is more small-talk friendly. I tell them,
“Crazy thing is my hair is growing in straight.”
They look at the curls that go down to my boobs and declare,
“Looks just as curly to me.”
I understand they’re trying to make me feel better, but instead I feel like I need to explain how hair growth works.
The hair by my boobs was sprouting out of my head when I met Captain 3.5 years ago. Almost all of my hair is still curly. I’m talking about the 3 inches that has grown in the last 8 months. It’s straight. And I’m ok with that. Or so I’ve been saying.
People continue to try to reassure me,
“I bet it’ll grow in curly again after you have the baby.”
I hope not. I’m already struggling as it is. If it sticks to its straight agenda then at some point I’ll be able to snip off the last of the curls and move on with my life. If I also have to go through 10 more months of waiting for the straight part to grow out and the curly to come back in, I’ll be very close to shaving my head.
Overall I feel very grateful for Baby Bop, Captain and my nonexistent leg hair.
And I’m not constipated, thanks squatty potty.