Anyone else concerned about the container ships stranded at sea?
I’m not sure what all is on them, but to be on the safe side I panic bought all of BB and RB’s Hanukkah and Christmas presents three weeks ago.
Hanukkah IS early this year, so that’s not too crazy. It still feels a little crazy, especially considering BB’s favorite color is in flux and how long can RB be obsessed with Baby Shark? Don’t answer that. Through December would be enough.
I thought I had a decent mental tally of what I had gotten each of them and it felt equivalent in my head. I put it all out the other day. Not even close.
I remove a third of BB’s presents to return to Target along with a pair of pleather leggings that didn’t fit. Those were for me.
The Easter Bunny made this same mistake, except she didn’t realize it until she put the baskets out and even then she thought it was close enough. The first words out of BB’s mouth were,
“Why did the Easter Bunny give me more than RB?”
Second thing out of her mouth was,
“Why did the Easter Bunny give us so many bathing suits?”
Maybe the Easter Bunny knew BB was going to spend the summer at the beach and couldn’t help herself.
And I will not make this mistake again. For the first time, I’m embracing duplicate gifts. Not everything can be the same. RB’s put-things-in-her-mouth phase is lingering. She still eats crayons.
This is partially my fault because I only let her color when she’s strapped in her highchair.
Which is her fault, since she’s proven that given a crayon and free range, she will color on any and all surfaces.
What about their different interests you say? Screw that. Their number one interest is having whatever the other one has.
And even so, I’m sure there’s going to be fighting. I already removed several large toys from the living room after any attempts at sharing turned into full-on screaming,
“MINE! MINE! MINE!”
I’m about to donate everything. Let them fight over the sticks in the yard. Plenty of those. And they BOTH put those in their mouths. BB tells me,
“I’m in a phase.”
“A puppy phase.”
“I see that.”
“Is that what phase means?”
Yup. I guess it does.
Home Goods has proven time and again that it surpasses any other store for the most random, Hanukkah tchotchkes.
And as I continue to complain about having too much stuff, I set off on one of several annual, Hanukkah, tchotchke expeditions.
Home Goods did not disappoint. Giant gelt stuffies. I grab two and head for checkout.
I can count on Home Goods’ cashiers for commentary. She exclaims,
“Oh wow! I’ve never seen these before!”
And before I can say anything, she adds,
“Well I’m not Jewish.”
“Well I am Jewish and I’ve never seen them before either.”
BB and I went out again yesterday. We popped into TJ Maxx. We approach the counter with a coat, jammies and 2 pairs of slippers. The cashier asks,
“Did you find what you came for?”
“No! We came for Hanukkah stuff.”
“Do we have time for the two other stores?”
“If we hustle.”
We roll through Joann Fabrics. Random I know, but they’re good for wrapping paper and I’ve exhausted the internet. Hanukkah overalls from Target are sold out.
“Are we going to the last store? We really hustled.”