I’ve had many pets in my life: three dogs, one parrot, two chickens, one rabbit, one cat and several fish.
Much to BB’s consternation, all she’s had is one dog who died when she was two.
She’s desperate for a pet.
The family decision is that two years from now, when all our extra money isn’t going toward pre-k or kindergarten, we’ll get a dog.
Two years is a long time. BB found me in the kitchen and presented a large caterpillar.
“I’m keeping him for a pet.”
If by keeping him, you mean keeping him outside.
Then yesterday she fell in love with two garden snails: Swirly and Speedy. She begged and begged and begged to keep them.
Speedy is not a name you might expect for a snail, but Speedy has proven themselves worthy.
Speedy prefers they/them pronouns considering they’re hermaphroditic. Put any two snails together and you can get baby snails. Or so says Google. Yes I’ve been doing my snail research.
I haven’t seen any snail hanky panky yet, but there’s still time.
BB presented her sand pail with her snails and pleaded her case. My initial reaction was,
Absolutely not! They belong in the wild and we’re not buying a terrarium.
Then it turned out we already had a terrarium, with dirt in it nonetheless. It became impossible to say no.
Next thing I knew I was cutting up strawberries for Swirly and Speedy and misting their habitat with water.
I wouldn’t think twice about them out in the wild, but now I fear for their life. I would like to say no pet snail has ever died on my watch.
And that’s why we’ll be releasing them in a week.
It’s either that or take them sailing to Martha’s Vineyard.
As excited as my in-laws would be for us to show up on their boat with the addition of a terrarium, I’m not convinced these are seafaring snails.
Don’t even talk to me about looking into snail-sitting.
If Swirly and Speedy want to stay close by, then maybe we’ll see them again. If not, I wish them the best and pray for whatever new wild animal BB gets her hands on next.
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