The 75-year-old regular who introduced me to the term “enhanced panties,” declares,
“I’ve done the math, 30% percent of my day is devoted to work or something like that and 70% is devoted to chasing women.”
“That sounds exhausting.”
He starts laughing and pounding the bar.
“I love you.”
I smile at him. He raises his voice and demands a response.
“I LOVE YOU.”
“We have something special don’t we?”
Not that I know of.