Rule #1 of first-date double booking: different start times

A young woman comes into the bar. She gets a drink and tells me she’s waiting for someone. There’s a guy and a young woman at a table behind her. The guy gets up from his date, introduces himself to the woman at the bar and returns to finish his first date.

The woman at the bar downs her drink and gets up to leave. The guy rushes up to her again, urging her to stay. She’s leaving. He tries to shake her hand. Too little, too late buddy.

A server approaches me and asks,

“Does that guy really have two dates here at the same time?”
“Looks like it.”
“Even I wouldn’t do that.”

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