And you wonder why you have no lady friends

A guy at the bar asks me,

“Are you a dancer?”

“I used to be.”

“Yeah, you have the clavicles for it.”

That’s what I’m saying.

“What kind of dance? Modern?”

“Ballet.”

“But you’re too heavy.”

I stare at him. He says,

“You’re too heavy to be lifted.”

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