A regular comes back from the bathroom. She’s shaking her head. She looks upset. I ask,

“Are you ok?”

“No and I’m feeling feisty. I’m tempted to go find that woman.”

“What woman?”

“I usually check the toilet seat, but this time I didn’t and I sat in that woman’s pee.”

“Do you even know who did it?”

“Oh I saw her come out of the stall and she needs to know that she is not allowed to pee on my butt.”