Yes, that’s the main problem with mullets

I have good news and bad news. Good news: my boyfriend is home. Bad news: he is starting to grow a mullet.

He tells me,

“I’m treating this whole move to North Carolina as a joke.”

Yes. That’s what clip on mullets are for.

It’s not a full mullet yet. It’s just a little long and wispy. I tell him,

“I don’t want to hurt your feelings, but I wouldn’t know it’s a mullet unless you told me.”

He sighs,

“I know. The hairdressers didn’t believe me. But give me another month.”

“Are you really committed to this?”

There’s a long pause.


“I don’t believe you.”

“The problem with mullets is that it could look bad.”

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