Makin dolla dolla bills

A regular pays his bill with his credit card and hands me twenty dollars. He says,

“Keep ten and give me ten back, or keep more if you want.”

“Really?”

“Just bring me ten back.”

I give him two fives and ask,

“So what are we doing here?”

“Oh you drive a hard bargain, keep another five.”

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