I see your question and raise you an ultimatum. It’s time to go

Two guys sit down at the bar. I serve them. My first mistake. 

One guy starts waving me down,
“Hey! Hey! Hey!”
“Yes?”
“Can I ask you a question?”
“Yes.”
“What’s your name?”
“Jessica.”
Two minutes later,
“Bartender bartender bartender!”
I stop in front of him. He continues,
“Can I ask you a question?”
“No.”
“What’s your name?”
I walk away.
Two minutes later he yells down the bar at me,
“RebeccAAAAAA.”
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