Valentine’s Day is coming. People keep asking me what they should do. You should come see me at the bar. It’ll be romantic.
During my giant-stuffed-yeast internet research the other day. I stumbled on the site giantmicrobes.com. Whatever disease or microscopic thing you’re thinking of, prostate cancer say, they’ve got it in a giant stuffed version:
|Prostate cancer, cured by turning it inside out.|
And you can get someone special the “Sizzling Hot Heart Burned Box”:
I might ask Captain for athlete’s foot. He’s adorable.