A guy at the bar flags down the other bartender and me. He begins,

“I don’t usually like bartenders.”

What? Who says that? Why are you sitting at the bar? You don’t have to come see us. That’s what liquor stores are for.

And who writes off a whole employment sector? ‘I don’t usually like mailmen.’

The guy-who-doesn’t-usually-like-bartenders continues,

“But you guys are funny. I like listening to you talk to each other.”