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April Fools!

I did well this year. My mom thinks I’m moving in with Captain. Captain thinks we’re going to a doll fair this weekend. My bar manager won’t be able to find any liquor bottles. And I hid the strings that hang down from our overhead lights, so good luck to my little roommate.

If you’re thinking I’ve gotten off scot-free this year. The day is still young. Good luck to all.

And even though it was an April Fools joke. I would definitely go to a doll fair.

I made you some brownies. You’re welcome.