We can pretend it’s a big game of dress up

Captain said some magic words to me: ‘Will you shop for me?’

We were chatting, he hung his head and sighed,

“I need some new summer clothes.”

I reassure him,

“I can help you.”

“Really?! You’d like to do that?”

Yes! If shopping with my credit card is fun, then shopping with someone else’s will be even better.

I head online. Free shipping, free returns, I order way too much. I report back to my bar manager,

“It was free shipping, free returns, so I bought a bunch of stuff, he can try it all and then just keep what he likes.”

“You did this all wrong.”


“He wants you to shop for him because he doesn’t like shopping. You’re just taking the shopping to his house.

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