Big Sister threw a Celebrity Chef Dinner to raise money and my little sister and I got to speak at the event. Before we spoke they treated us to dinner across the street. It was all-you-can-eat plus a make-your-own ice cream sundae, I was stuffed and I thought my little sister was too.
We got dessert and at least one of us is having a growth spurt
We spoke right before they served dessert to all the donors. A lot of money was raised. One of the board members turns to my little sister, he jokes,
“You should get a cut of the money.”
She tells him,
“I should at least get dessert.”