I work with all women. That’s an exaggeration. I work with 50 women and 2 men. It’s very easy to go all day without seeing a guy. It’s not that long ago that the office’s two “women’s rooms” changed to the all inclusive “restrooms.”

After our holiday party where Captain was one of the few men, he jokes,

“That was a high pitched party.”

“What?”

“The voices of all the women.”

The morning before I head into work freshly engaged, Captain tells me,

“Enjoy.”

“I will. You can be glad you’re going to miss it.”

“Miss what?”

“All those women?”

“Oh the shrieking.”