T minus one day and I will be home alone.
Two years ago, mid-pandemic, mid-new baby, this seemed so out of reach I didn’t even dare daydream about it.
Now Captain is required to go to the office three days a month, but somehow he’s only doing two days this month. BB started first grade today and RB starts preschool tomorrow!
Tomorrow is the perfect storm. I will be home alone and it won’t happen again for another month.
It feels like one of those celestial events that the news mentions: THIS WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN IN OUR LIFETIMES. Or for several years. Or it’ll happen every 30 days give or take a recalcitrant employee.
The stars have aligned in my favor. I would usually go to zumba Wednesday morning, but part of me feels like I should just stay home and marvel at my aloneness.
I’ve been on a tear reorganizing the house. RB, the most OCD organized two-year-old I’ve ever met, surveys what I’ve done to the playroom/livingroom. She demands,
“Who put the toys away?”
She walks off.
That was easy.
“She seems easy going” says no one who knows RB. But so said her future preschool teacher.
I wasn’t about to throw RB under the bus. I’ll see how long it takes her teacher to change her assumption.
RB is outgoing, has a disarming smile and a flirtatious shoulder shrug, which could lead anyone to think she goes with the flow. SHE DOES NOT.
And if you’re thinking flirtatious is not an adjective to be applied to a 2.11 year old, maybe it’s charm or personality, but whatever it is, it is enough for me to understand how some people are born con artists.
Her adorableness may be keeping her alive as her OCD challenges my ability to not scream right along with her.
Over the summer, she insisted that her beach towel be spread out on the sand for her. I obliged. If there was one corner folded over, she screamed,
“It’s not right!”
When BB left her dress-up shoes on the front mat with the regular shoes, RB yelled,
“This is not good!”
When there was seaweed stuck to the wheel of my beach cart that I didn’t even notice. Who would? RB badgers me,
“It’s okay for the wheel to be dirty.”
She looks doubtful. I ask a fellow adult for backup,
“Are you worried about the seaweed on the wheel of my beach cart?” Wink. Wink.
“Not at all!!!”
RB sways. She seems unconvinced. I ask her,
“Do you want to go play with the kids?”
If I can get RB in weather appropriate clothing tomorrow, that will be a win. We’ve been landlocked for over a week and RB is still insisting on wearing her bathing suit every morning.
I walk in her room and I’m greeted with,
“Is it a beach day?!”
Today she agreed to wear clothing, but added flippers:
A few weeks ago I gave BB the internet’s worth of sneaker options. She zeroed in on the rainbow animal prints. She drew a picture of herself and declared,
I had my misgivings and did some online sleuthing. I delivered the potential death blow to this shoe choice,
“I think those might be leopard spots.”
“Oh. That’s ok!”
This morning BB channelled her cheetah power all the same.
First grade here we go!