Baby Bop is 6 weeks old! And I’m 6 weeks postpartum. Yesterday was my doctor’s appointment that was hopefully going to give me the all clear, open for business, hello Captain. It did not.
Captain, Baby Bop and I all head to the doctor. The doctor comes into the exam room. She asks,
“How’s it going?”
“Good, but I’m still bleeding.”
“Ok we’ll check it out.” She turns to Captain and Baby Bop. “Will you step outside for a minute?”
Both of them have seen every part of my body very intimately, so what’s one more vaginal exam?
The doctor gets her exam on. She declares,
“You are still bleeding.”
That’s right. I’m not making it up. She continues to poke around.
“You look great. The doctor did a great job with your stitches.”
“It looks really nice.”
That’s a relief. I am curious about what a good job versus a bad job looks like, but I’m very glad I got the good job.
The doctor finishes my internal exam and tells me,
“You’re stitched up nice and tight. You might be tighter than before, but it’ll stretch out. If it doesn’t stretch out, we can always cut it open a little and restitch it.”
“We need to schedule you for an ultrasound to see why you’re still bleeding, so no intercourse for now.”
She hands me several packets of lube.
“When you do have intercourse, you’ll need these. Also because you’re tight you might want to take a Motrin ahead of time and use some topical anesthetic.”
Numb the whole area? I’ll be defeating the entire purpose of why I’d want to have intercourse in the first place. Aside from that one time when I wanted to make a baby and I am NOT ready to make another one of those.