Two older, well-dressed men are at the bar. One complains to me,
“This drink is too small. Pour more.”
“That’s our standard pour.”
“It’s tiny.”
The other guy offers,
“I’ll buy him a double.”
The tiny drink guy who is mostly bald tells me,
“Your hair is beautiful.”
“Thank you.”
He lets out a big sigh and slumps in his chair,
“I WISH I had hair like that.”
Good Times with Jess 