Bad news bears. The state of Massachusetts has decided that I owe them money from 2009. I can’t even remember whether I was in South America, Africa or Worcester. Massachusetts says Worcester.

And if I do owe them money, why is this the first time I’m hearing about it?  They told me that if I don’t pay this bill from four years ago in less than a month there will be more late fees. I do not deserve a four-year late fee because they’re behind on their paperwork.