I’m working on my Big Sister of the Year acceptance speech. It’s going well except that I’m several minutes over my one minute time limit. That’s right. It’s like the Oscars. I have one minute to speak and then I’m not sure what’ll happen. I’m not going to be cut off by a commercial. If I’m cut off by an orchestra then so be it.
As someone who reads my blog, you know that I have more than one minute of quality little sister material. I have to submit my speech for review. Even if they edit it down to one minute, what are they going to do when I keep talking? It’ll take them one minute to realize I’ve exceeded my one minute and then maybe another minute to remove me from the stage. So I can probably squeeze in three minutes.