I’ve had many bar managers in my life. This one is my favorite. He has the nicest ways of telling me I’m doing something stupid.

The other night I’m putting cocktail glasses in the freezer. One breaks. Then another one breaks. Fifteen minutes later I go to put a third in and that one breaks. I’ve been putting cocktail glasses in that same freezer for months now without breaking any.

I tell my bar manager,

“The cocktail glasses keep breaking, but I’ve been putting them in that same freezer for a long time now.”

“So we know the freezer isn’t the problem.