Are all presents open? Good. I’m going back to bed

Being a Jew, I still can’t wrap my head around the whole let’s wake up at the crack of dawn to open presents Christmas morning thing.

I understand being 5 years old, being awake at the crack of dawn anyway and always ready to open presents. As an adult, it’s hard to fathom why we do this to ourselves every year. Why doesn’t Santa come after lunch? That’s a very reasonable time. Santa wouldn’t have to work the night shift and I could sleep until a reasonable hour.
I have an amazing photo of Captain and me in very sexy (not sexy at all) Christmas robes. I can’t post it until it’s approved. It’s too soon to jeopardize my marriage.

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