SO MANY TOYS. I am the number one contributor to this problem. I’m not sure what to do about it. I want to give BB presents. I also want to be able to see the floor of my living room.
There are toys that haven’t even come out of their boxes yet and toys that did, but BB refused to play with.
She opened her Buzz Lightyear jammies and declared,
“I’m still looking for a Buzz Lightyear costume.”
I explain that the jammies can go both ways. Then she opens what I thought was a fantastic idea for my little space, Toy Story enthusiast: a Buzz Lightyear helmet and jet pack. I’m thinking that can go over the jammies to make it a real costume.
A week later BB has yet to try on the helmet.
I ask BB,
“I’m thinking about returning the Buzz Lightyear helmet, what do you think?”
“No, I want it.”
“Do you want to wear it?”
“Then maybe I can return it.”
“I’ll wear it in the summer.”
Last year I returned a Christmas present and BB missed it so much that the Easter Bunny brought it back.
For RB we just rewrapped BB’s old toys. I thought BB was oblivious, but after opening another baby toy for RB she declares,
“Did I play with this when I was a baby?”
Santa re-gifting was not an issue, but I did field more questions. Not my strong suit. BB tells Captain and me,
“Open your stockings!”
“There’s nothing in them.”
“Santa only does the kids’ stockings.”
Because Santa has a new baby and whatever Santa managed to do this year is a miracle.
BB gestures to her toys that are sitting in front of the fireplace,
“Were those in the way of Santa?”
“Oh no. That doesn’t stop him.” Although the child safety lock might’ve given him some trouble.
I’m still struggling with this whole thing. Where does it end? Now when BB asks where Santa lives, I’ve changed my story. I say,
“He lives in the North Pole in the Land of Make Believe, along with the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.”
BB is very satisfied with this answer and still believes in all of them.
She’s planning a trip to the Land of Make Believe to get a pet unicorn. She says she wants one real one and one pretend one.
Maybe I can return the Buzz Lightyear helmet and she can help herself to a pretend one.